yinyangdreamer:

nixhil:

koscheiis:

shenko:

demisexualmerrill:

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Omfg

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

Rebloging for reasons!

beggars-opera:

aminaabramovic:

my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

The sophomore year of life

afternwn:

son

korino21:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: T-Rex Destroys ‘American Ninja Warrior’ Course

WTF?!

lornacrowleys:

stvr-gvzr:

lornacrowleys:

tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life

me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice

my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way. 

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

dickbattles:

when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else